Befriend a familiar face in a fancy place...
NPC Host Club
Sophia, Shirogane W23 P7
- Warning: story spoilers ahead -
Wine and dine in our grand hall...
sophia, shirogane, ward 23, plot 7
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Hosts & Staff
Enjoy time interacting with your favourite non-player characters.
A host can chat with you about your day, listen to your problems, play games with you, act out a scenario, or treat you to some items off their Special Menu.
♥ Book a host by speaking to a friendly manager ♥
Manager & Host (Coming Soon)
Archon, Sorceress and Scion, Y'shtola has mastered many feats, and keeping stray kittens in line is no different. Be sure to keep your wits up and behave - or face bedtime without supper.
Bartender & Bard
Lyse may be a commander now, but that stuffy title doesn’t mean she’s lost that playful spirit of chaos and adventure. Watch as she uses her drink expertise and musical talents to wow you, Ala Mhigan style!
Bartender & Security
Former legatus of Garlemald he may be, but Gaius does know how to serve a good drink. He doesn't take nonsense at the bar though, so please don't cause trouble.
Fandaniel is a flamboyant, whimsical, and impulsive sadist with a flare for theatrics. When he's not busy working for his Lord Zenos, he's in search of something that will entertain him. Will you be the one?
Floor Staff & Bard
Alisaie is spirited, fun and enthusiastic, and will serve you food, non-alcoholic drinks or ask about your adventures. Just don't get into fisticuffs with her!
Alphinaud has a keen eye for drawing people's likenesses. He will occasionally be present during Day Cafés to offer art in exchange for fundraising.
This adorrrable iteration of Emet-Selch is ready to pounce at any moment. So long as there aren't any wild birds or suspicious lasers to distract him... Fear the day you make his fur stand on end, for it will be your last.
Security, Event Photographer & Mascot
Emet-Selch, a former theatre enthusiast, tends to get a little carried away with his performance. Don't let the look fool you though, he might not be what he appears to be.
This supposed relative of Estinien and devout follower of Zodiark is here for...some reason. Are the rumours of his adoption by Ancients true, or did the staff just pity him for sleeping on the bench outside? Who knows.
Ask any staff member for a complimentary tour!
Anyone can access these places, free of charge.
Ground Floor: Bar, Drinks Lounge, Dancefloor and Restroom
Host + client access
Only hosts and their clients are permitted here.
Center Area: The dining hall - four tables.
Upstairs: Photo Sets
Dress Up themes
On occasion, our hosts will dress up in a special theme. Be on the lookout for dress-up days to see our hosts looking a little different from usual!
Come back every month for new photo set themes!
Terms of Service
Do not touch the hosts without consent.
Remember the person behind the screen.
Be kind, and treat people with respect.
Do not trauma dump on staff.
Please hide weapons and minions.
Please avoid using large mounts while waiting outside.
Do not enter the upstairs, backstage, or basement areas without an escort.
Do not sit at the host tables before hiring.
Reserve LFM and LFP statuses for staff.
Entry to the venue is permitted only for those 18 years of age or older.
We may have underage characters working as general staff, but not hosts. Any inappropriate actions towards these characters is forbidden.
Lalafells are welcomed in our venue, and are able to book hosts. However, please be aware that we will not flirt with lalafell characters, and they are not able to access any NSFW services that may be on offer.
We reserve the right to ask you to leave, or deny purchase of services if we see reason to, or staff are feeling uncomfortable/unsafe.
Failure to comply will result in a ban from the venue.
Guide For New Customers
Are you new to our venue?
Here's some info to get you started.
What is a Host?
A host is one of our specially trained staff members who has volunteered themselves as a personal entertainer to you, our client!While our staff focus on serving you drinks, providing tours or hanging out with you in the general access area, our hosts provide a personal engagement with you or your party.
Host interactions are generally limited to SFW content, however a small number of hosts may offer NSFW strictly only if stated on their profile. Do not attempt to persuade hosts into NSFW content if not stated in their profile, and always remember the rule of consent in any interactions, SFW or otherwise. Sexual or suggestive interactions are strictly forbidden with Lalafell and minor characters.Persons who break this rule will be banned from the venue. Hosts have the right to stop their engagement at any time, and a refund will be provided should a host do so.
You can book our hosts in 30 minute or 1 hour intervals, and during that time you'll get the chance to experience:
1. More personal interactions with your host over a table at the host dining area. You can talk about your day, ask your host questions, or play a game together. Imagine asking Thancred for stealth advice, Y’shtola on her opinions of tea, or Urianger to perhaps read your tarot.
2. Dine from your host’s special menu. These are food items not available from the bar, and lovingly crafted by our hosts.
Each item has a special relevance or reference to their history. Some of them may even be cooked in front of you! Do be sure to buy from a host’s special menu, as the revenue goes directly to the host.
3. Dare if you wish to ask your host for a special act!
They are part of a host's menu. These are things our hosts will do for a little extra, and are made to delight, surprise or shock you!
Imagine challenging Zenos to a fight, asking Yotsuyu to step on you, or Hythlodaeus to approve your concept.
4. Gpose with your host using our themed photo sets - these also rotate themes on a monthly basis. Don’t forget your matching outfit to bring the whole thing together.
Hiring a host
You can hire a host by speaking to one of our managers at the main desk.If we’re not at the main desk, you can identify a manager by our special earring (or headpiece if the earring is not visible.)
To the right of the stairs is where the hiring desk and message book is.
Makai Earring of X
YorHa Type-51 cap of X
Please speak to a manager if you'd like to:
Book a host.
Request us to call on a host (we have many on roster!)
Extend your time with your host.
Book a photo set upstairs.
Please speak your host if you'd like to:
Order off their special menu.
Order a special act from them.
Do I have to hire a host?
Nope! You're free to come along and enjoy the main menu and entertainment on offer without hiring any hosts.
What are host duos?
These are hosts working in pairs for the day.
Some of our hosts work together to train or for fun. You are able to hire most of them solo as well, but please double check first.
Every Second Saturday
(Friday for PT/ET)
|3PM - 7PM||1PM-5PM||9PM-1AM||12AM-4AM||5AM-9AM|
Daylight Savings Times
Our times do not change, but they will change for you if your region has daylight savings.
|4PM - 8PM||10PM-2AM||1AM-5AM|
Open at random intervals throughout the week.
Please note: Photo Set themes swap on the first opening of every month!
Dates are subject to change.
|All Saints' Wake Dress-up||October 29th|
|Starlight Celebration Dress-up||TBA|
Host Base Pricing
Solo & Additional Hosts
|30 minutes||1 person + 1 host||100k|
|1 hour||1 person + 1 host||180k|
|15 minutes (extension)||1 person + 1 host||45k|
Solo host base packages include entry for 1 person only.
+ 50k for every additional person.
|30 minutes||1 person + 2 hosts||175k|
|1 hour||1 person + 2 hosts||320K|
|15 minutes (extension)||1 person + 2 hosts||90k|
Duo host base packages include entry for 1 person only.
+ 80k for every additional person.
For those with host bookings:
Your photo session will begin at the start of your host session, unless stated otherwise by the booking manager. It may or may not last the full duration listed below, depending on complexity.
Those with reservations, professional photo bookings, and host bookings will be prioritised for entry into the photo set.For those without host bookings
Please note that you are only able to book the photo sets without a host on café days, or if it's a quiet day. Please inquire at the booking desk, or book a host to bypass these restrictions.For all customers, please note:
While we allow for non-host staff members to take photos, we cannot guarantee their availability or levels of comfort with doing so.
Please talk to a manager first.
Base price covers entry for 1 person/NPC only.
|Package||Time (mins)||Includes one set access+||Base Price|
|General Entry||15||Access to one photo set for unlimited personal use.||60k|
|Professional Basic||15||1 Photo taken by photographer (basic poses only).||80k|
|Custom Pose||45||1 Photo taken by photographer with a custom pose.||350k|
|+1 Person Entry||+5||Additional 1 person entry|
(Not applicable to host bookings)
|+1 NPC||+5||Additional 1 NPC||20k|
|Time||+10||+10 minutes for general entry only. (35 minutes max)||15k|
Each package includes 1 bartender and 3 hosts for the duration of your stay.
For weddings, a special themed area will replace one of the upstairs spaces.
|General||1 hour||1 mil|
|Weddings||1 hour||1.2 mil|
Off-Venue Host Hire
Hire NPCs to attend your own personal events.
|1 NPC||1 hour||500k|
Hythlodaeus Amarantos | Sophia
Emet-Selch Hades, Traveler Azem
Brimming with charm and mischief, Hythlodaeus is all too eager to make himself useful to you. Especially if it gets him out of paperwork.
|Hythlodaeus will treat you to the millenia-old authentic concept approval experience. Complete with a first class trip to his very own office, and a certificate documenting your concept's legitimacy.||50k|
|Hythlodaeus will rest his head in your lap and allow you to pat his oh-so-sensitive ears as much as your heart desires.||18k|
Grilled Shark Concept
[Shark Fin Soup] Carefully grilled and served with a side of vegetables, the origins of this otherworldly shark remain a mystery.
You can be certain, however, that Hythlodaeus took great pleasure in cooking it.
Kounéli Ankaliá Cocktail
[Happiness Juice] This cocktail, made with carrot juice, honey and vodka, is said to inspire feelings of euphoria in Viera.
You are told that the name, of ancient origin, translates to "rabbit hugs."
Asahi-sas Brutus | Sophia
Asahi may be a loyal hound to his lord Zenos, but would be willing to lend you his time and attention, somewhat begrudgingly.
|Asahi will grovel at your feet and tell you that you're better than Lord Zenos, at great cost to his pride.||40k|
|You can slap, kick, or beat him up as much as you like for a whole ten minutes. It's up to you whether he should be silent or is allowed to complain about it.||40k|
|He will don a humiliating maid dress for the remainder of your session. Or a dog costume.||20k|
Open-flame Roasted Crayfish
[Onigara-yaki] Ruby Sea lobster grilled over open flame, then skillfully split apart via katana at your table. Drizzled in a blood red hot sauce.
Tiny but Mighty
[Spiced Cider] A hearty concoction of mulled apple juice, complete with spices and zested ginger to bite your tongue. Topped with a sprinkle of cayenne and cinnamon sugar.
[Peach Tart] Juicy peaches spread over a sweet, crisp tart base, topped with a generous slather of fresh cream.
Themis Emissary | Sophia
Studious, serious and silver-tongued, Themis will be happy to converse and listen as you regale him with the stories of your travels and the places you have seen.
|Themis will bring you to a quiet corner to discuss anything that troubles you. He will listen without judgement and will give you suggestions for your best course of action.||40k|
|Themis will pick flowers from the garden and weave a corsage for you. He will then place it in your hair.||20k|
Plate of Nostalgia
[Elpis Deipnon] A delectable and hearty dish made from the meat of birds found in a world long lost.
Falling Star Spritz
[Peach Juice] Indulge in this lovely and sweet drink, made from fresh peaches.
Moon Drop Puffs
[Zefir] Soft and sweet, this light bun is made from the finest whipped twilight apple puree.
G'raha Tia'' | Sophia
Brimming with excitement for adventure and knowledge, G'raha will listen to the tales of your adventures and reminisce the days he spent with you, his hero and friend.
|G'raha will sit in your lap for the duration of your time with him and he will let you hug, pet and squeeze him as you chat.||30k|
|G'raha will serve you sandwiches he made with utmost care to help sate your hunger, while he talks to you.||30k|
[Archon Burger] Reminisce of the place he calls home, this burger is in both parts nutritious and delicious.
[Apple Juice] Deceptively sweet and light, this old recipe from the Allagan empire might just take you by surprise if you chug its contents. Be careful not to get too drunk!
[Finger Sandwich] Put together with much care and love for you, the sandwiches are in both parts tasty and filling, sating your hunger.
G'raha Tia | Bismarck
G'raha tia, eager as aways to hear your lastest endeavors, is ready to listen over a hot cup of tea.
|G'raha will let you pet his head, and give you a basket of sandwiches. (Sandwiches for first-time clients only.)||18k|
[Archon Burger] Taken by the recipes of the Last Stand, this is one of G'raha's favorite meals since returning to the source.
[Pixieberry Tea] Brewed by the pixies of the first, G'raha enjoyed the drink most whilst reading
[Coffee Biscuit] One of G'raha's prefered desserts, most enjoyed with banter amongst friends.
Erichthonios Warder | Sophia
Erich is the diligent, hard-working keyward of Pandæmonium skilled in specialist abilities taught by his father. Erichthonios looks forward to you regaling him with stories.
|Erich will summon his carbuncle to sit on your lap or at your table to keep you company during your booking - decidedly less intimidating than the proto-carbuncle, but still a welcome companion||20k|
[Pizza] A simple-but-satisfying dish of thinly worked dough topped with tomatoes and cheese, baked in a wood-fired oven until crispy.
[Frozen Spirits] A cool concoction, frozen by ice crystals, this might remind you of a certain mechanic you were faced with when meeting Erichthonios.
[Pineapple Ponzecake] Although this Ponzecake doesn't require a party nor does it deal damage, a crowd coming to enjoy this delectable dessert is to be expected.
Emet-selch Hades | Bismarck
Hythlodaeus Amarantos, Traveler Azem
Emet-Selch may find the sundered Source and its inhabitants wanting, but you may just prove intriguing enough to be worthy of his attention. Do try to keep things interesting, hero.
|Emet-Selch will begrudgingly suffer the indignity of dragging his robe through the water to take you down to the beach and allow you to push him into the ocean.||40k|
|Emet-Selch will recite a few of his favourite poems for you.||20k|
[Meat Miq'abob] A simple dish of grilled skewered meat and vegetables favored by busy Ancients, one that has frequented Emet-Selch's desk in many an era when he was too busy dealing with Azem's nonsense or plotting a rejoining to sit down to a fancier meal.
[Potion of intelligence] A nostalgic concoction recalling halcyon days in paradise. Citrus-infused Garlean Vodka is shaken with Blue La Noscea, topped with an effervescent layer of ginger ale, and garnished with curled spires of orange peel.
[Baklava] Thin layers of a purple-hued traditional Ancient pastry dough, filled with chopped nuts and sweetened with honey, cut into narrow diamonds reminiscent of rabbit ears, in imitation of a certain lavender-haired man.
Zenos-nya Galvus | Sophia
With the royal coffers run dry, Zenos has sought a new test of his strength - customer service. Your friend, your enemy, your ever-attentive host will do his best to ensure you find fulfillment - at least while he's on the clock.
|He will eagerly agree to a spirited bout of fisticuffs outside.||40k|
|Recite a favourite poem for you.||18k|
[Royal Eggs] Boiled eggs mashed with butter, sautéed mushrooms, crispy bacon, and herbs, stuffed gently into their shells, then topped with breadcrumbs and pan fried.
The Worm's Tail
[Chamomile Tea] Gin, Chartreuse, lime juice, and Blue Curaçao swirl into the depths, where a kick of cinnamon, cayenne, and fresh ginger awaits. Garnished with a rosemary "tail."
[Doman Tea] A luxurious blend of jasmine green tea and fresh ovibos milk, starring brown sugar-sweetened tapioca pearls. Be sure to shake it...if you wish to continue living your repetitive existence.
Yotsuyu-goe- Brutus | Sophia
This time Yotsuyu bears no false sweetness, throwing away the courtesan work of the past. She'll amuse herself with your stories (or your suffering) instead.
|Yotsuyu will step on you or slap you. With glee. Or any other violent act you desire, if you wish to admit your degeneracy.||50k|
|Yotsuyu will treat you like absolute trash for the entirety of your booking. Prepare to be insulted, degraded, and talked down to.||40k|
|Yotsuyu will sit on your lap. Or, you will sit on hers.||20k|
Simple Doman Pudding
[Chawan-mushi] A savory steamed pudding featuring beaten egg infused with meats, greens and fish broth. Topped with saffron for a kick.
[Chamomile Tea] Sharp, sweet, and burning, this infusion of cherry blossom and rice wine is perfect for soothing and dulling the senses.
Sweet Persimmon Cups
[Persimmon Pudding] Chilled blended persimmon and sweet yoghurt, served in small circular cups. If the taste doesn't make you smile, nothing else will.
Aymeric Varlineau | Sephirot
Aymeric de Borel, the Lord Speaker of Ishgard, is a busy man, but always happy to spend time with others. He lives to serve, and would love to cater to you and bring a smile to your face.
|A continuation of your interrupted dinner date with Aymeric. He will also listen intently to stories of your adventures and make sure you're taking care of yourself.||40k|
Homemade Baked Onion Soup
[Skybuilders' Stew] Made by Aymeric himself and one of his favourite meals, commonly eaten in Ishgard. A hearty soup full of caramelised onions simmered in beef broth, topped with bread and cheese.
Ishgardian Milk Tea with Birch Syrup Creamer
[Ishgardian Tea] Tea made with plenty of milk and fresh Coerthan tea leaves, and full of birch syrup, as Aymeric always drinks it.
Lord Commander's Tart
[Sohm Al Tart] A confection made of layers of maple meringue, filled with chestnut puree and topped with whipped cream and chocolate. Aymeric eats them often to indulge his sweet tooth, but does not like to admit it.
Uriangerr Waters | Sephirot
This enigmatic, occasionally incomprehensible Scion has come out of his shell and is now willing to serve as a host to bring joy to others. He's eager to discuss anything you wish, and share his own knowledge.
|Urianger will use his Astrological skills to perform a fortune-telling and predict your future using tarot cards.||40k|
A Mage's Best Friend
[Philosopher's Sandwich] A favorite during his time in Sharlayan, Urianger still turns to this staple meal when he is busy researching, as it allows him to read and eat at the same time. He does not even notice the somewhat bland taste after growing up consuming Archon Loaf.
[Pixieberry Tea] A sweetly tart tea made from pixieberries found in Norvrandt, Urianger picked up the recipe from his time spent in Il Mheg. He enjoys a cup while curled up with a good book.
A Little Lady's Cookie
[Coffee Biscuits] Urianger grew fond of these buttery biscuits hinted with the notes of coffee and a bit of sweetness after Ryne introduced them to him during their time together. He often counts on the Warrior of Light to deliver freshly-baked ones to Ryne and Gaia in the First, but saves some for the other Scions.
Thancredd Augurelt | Sephirot
Thancred Waters is your loyal friend with a charming personality. Tapping a little into his younger days, this 'Handsome Stranger' is happy to flirt and swindle your heart (and coin purse).
|Thancred will take you on a top secret stealth mission to sow chaos throughout the Host Club.||50k|
|Thancred will dance for you, and perhaps lose a few layers of clothing in the process.||55k|
|Thancred will teach you the ins and outs of combat, as well as how to survive in the wilds. Street rat Limsa style.||30k|
Beer-Battered Cod and Fries
[Battered Fish] Crisp and crunchy batter covering flaky white meat, this delectable fish was a meal Thancred envied in his days as a street urchin in Limsa. While he enjoys a meaty dish, the man finds solace in a freshly deep fried piece of fresh cod with a side of twice cooked fries.
A Morning Pick-me-up
[Triple Cream Coffee] What's better than a freshly brewed coffee? A coffee where the different creams are alcoholic in nature. A shot of Bailey's cream, Kahlúa liqueur, and Butterscotch bourbon cream mixed with freshly roasted coffee beans to make this potent beverage a definite smack to the face. Thancred indulges in this alcohol-laden coffee to get him through the mornings.
[Nut Bake] Despite the joking association Thancred has received with the furry creatures called Nutkins, he finds himself craving something nutty as a sweet treat with a bit of bite. A hit of caramel sweetness mixed with seeds and nuts, encased in buttery light crust, the man might just squirrel away with any you do not finish.
Estinien De'borel | Sephirot
Estinien Varlineau, former Azure Dragoon and Scion, is well known for his moody nature and distance. While the elezen may be withdrawn, Estinien might open up with a bit of coaxing... and food.
|For all concerned over Estinien’s hygiene post-dragon fight, you are welcome to hose Estinien down. He insists it’s magical dragon blood on his armour, you can never be too sure!|
|Estinien will begrudgingly wear a maid dress for you for the remainder of your session.|
[Bouillabaisse] A homemade meal made by Aymeric, with the help of Estinien to prepare it. A meal close to his heart that reminds him of a place he once called home... Stewed with squid and shrimp, you can taste the richness of tomato and tender fish as you comfort yourself in its warmth.
[Thavnairian Chai] A replacement to his morning coffee, Estinien has found himself craving the taste of Chai, aromatic spices, a hint of cinnamon, ginger and clove steeped in full cream milk. It reminds him of the warm spiced milk of his childhood.
"That Custard Thing"
[Creme Brulee] A creamy delicious vanilla custard with a layer of caramelised sugar burnt upon its top. This peculiar dish got its name due to the fact Estinien enjoyed it the first time so much, he frankly didn’t bother to remember the name, and doesn’t bother to remember it now.
Francel D'haillenarte | Sephirot
Youngest son of the Haillenarte house, Francel is sweet and genuine when it comes to socialising. He may be a little naïve, but he's doing his best, and why, any friend of Haurchefant is a friend of his!
|Francel will surprise you with some of his favourite treats not-listed on his special menu, in the vein of high tea cuisine. Indulge in tarts, cakes, and mini finger sandwiches as you experience a taste of High House pampering, with the young Haillenarte lord to aid in service.||40k|
Pâté Cream Cheese Brioche
[Liver Cheese Sandwich] A small snack Francel makes for himself as an indulgent meal. A rich, buttery brioche bun, toasted upon a pan, topped with a mixture of earthy chicken liver pâté, and rich cream cheese... A little treat fit for a little lord.
[Tsai tou Vounou] A new blend of tea that Francel has picked up to steam his face over whilst he diligently works in his office. A hint of earthy sweetness, light for the tummy and ever relaxing to unwind to.
Little Lord's Tea Cake
[Lemon Muffin] A slightly dense but flavourful teacake that wafts the scent of baked lemon, creamed honey on the top to make a lovely accompaniment to some tea. Sometimes a basket of these delicious morsels can be found upon a counter of the young lord's office.
Damn Fandaniel | Sephirot
Fandaniel shall dance to the tune of your heart’s desires. This wicked and contemptuous miscreant has a flair for the dramatic and a penchant for murderous intent… But, who is to say that he doesn't have any charms?
|With your consent of course, Fandaniel will strap you to the operating table and prod you with blunt or sharp instruments. Of course, he'll provide commentary the entire time.||50k|
Despair in the Heavens
[Elpis Deipnon] Duck in a spiced wine sauce served atop seared endives.
[Competent Craftman's Draught] Absinthe, green apple vodka, and crushed blackberries. Sour, sweet, and delectable.
Gateway of the Gods
[Honey Croissant] Minced apple, pecan, and honey-stuffed puff pastries served hot in a stack with chilled goat cheese spread.
Minfilia Warde | Zurvan
The Antecedent of the Scions of the Seventh Dawn and medium of the Mothercrystal, Minfilia has her share of duties both mundane and metaphysical. Be that as it may, she will always find the time for pleasant company and is more than happy to give you her full attention.
|Minfilia will make either a wild rose corsage or a vased bouquet of roses in whichever color the you prefer.||30k|
The Walker’s Path
[Hamsa Curry] - Tender cuts of hamsa meat slowly cooked in creamy-ginger cashew nut sauce flavored with a touch of cardamom, saffron, and aniseed powder.
Twilight Over Thanalan
[Mulled Tea] - Flavorful and cozy, this tea features a blend of cardamom, cinnamon, cloves, and whole cranberries, garnished with orange slices. Minfilia enjoys a cup of this smoky-sweet beverage at night, when the desert sun finally eases off and the night chill sets in.
[Ginger Cookie] - Neither too sweet nor too overwhelmingly spicy, these tasty treats cut into whimsical black mage shapes have just the right balance of spices — ginger, cinnamon, cloves, allspice, and nutmeg — and a wonderfully buttery crisp texture complemented by a brown sugar and maple syrup glaze.